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radical-illusion: erisolchibi: omg i am fucking dying rn
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
pichiru: helloimjc: pichiru: do you guys know any remedies for dark circles under your eyes? i mean, other than sleeping more and eating better, which i’m trying to do ;___; my concealer isn’t doing much to hide them and i look like the walking dead at school every day Try putting cucumbers over your eyes :D BLESS U JC i forgot about that Ahaha, no problemo :3
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pichiru: do you guys know any remedies for dark circles under your eyes? i mean, other than sleeping more and eating better, which i’m trying to do ;___; my concealer isn’t doing much to hide them and i look like the walking dead at school every day Try putting cucumbers over your eyes :D
250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco
Plot Twist: Toby has a twin
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Kpop before and after Gangnam style.
Everyone: You listen to that ching chong music? The fuck? You need a life.
Everyone: OMFG SKDRFW;AERBEKR OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! I LOVE KPOP NOW!
sexmunker: g0vernator: lima beans don’t get enough appreciation. maybe bc they fucking terrorized kids on jimmy neutron
midgetsonfire: 100thsnldigitalshort: ...